In a brave motion, the Federal Communications Commission voted to repeal a nasty net neutrality protection on Thursday that was put in place by the evil Obama administration in 2015.
Finally, the internet will be able to serve its true and real purpose: make untold billions of dollars for faceless corporations, which nearly everyone in the United States hates.
Finally, the people who make the internet a weird place for new opportunities, creation, innovation, and social interaction will be forced to pay for that privilege.
Finally, the poor corporate CEOs of major telecom companies will be able to afford a new jet to replace their old and outdated planes.
But before the new regime takes hold of the invisible force that bonds the modern world together as we know it, bringing new life to underprivileged areas and creating a global conversation and marketplace, we can wallow in the mediocre humor of those sarcastic shits who define the culture of the internet.
That is, until you upgrade your ISP’s better package, which contains roundups of internet reactions for your viewing pleasure.
man fuck the fcc this sucks we gonna have to start sending nudes by carrier pigeon now
— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) December 14, 2017
PUT THE INTERNET BACK BITCH THATS WHERE I GO ONLINE
— DVS (@DVSblast) December 14, 2017
wild that we all have to go back to using AOL discs for internet now
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) December 14, 2017
2027: hey RESISTBOT, just following up on the text i sent about repealing the $999.99/week breathing bill. i was a little late on this weeks payment but sophia is still waiting outside my apartment with a gucci sock full of batteries is there any way you can get her to leave
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) December 14, 2017
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